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Poster: Telephone Toughguy Date: May 26, 2007 6:44pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lost my legs

I found a bunch of san pedro cacti at a department store garden section... with a blender and a big pot on the stove, I make me some of the nastiest plant piss you ever chugged in disgust, well top 3 anyway... Anyway, the cactus seems to contain a significant amount of mescaline... apparently this made my legs disappear... I am trying to mentally control the cats to "fetch my legs" but all it does is send these strange waves of distortion out into the room in all directions... So please someone help me find my legs, and help you folks find oustide, it's memorial day weekend and you nerds are arguing... online! That is hilarious. Later!